dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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