Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
My Sexting was not on an AP level
i am craving dick and cupcakes
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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