But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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