Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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