if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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