I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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