with your own penis?
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
