No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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