You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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