First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
i think im in europe. pls send help
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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