her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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