Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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