ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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