# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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