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(203): View more from Connecticut

I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.

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(720): View more from Colorado

He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun

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(573): View more from Missouri

You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out

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(518): View more from New York

So do you know how we found out he was engaged?

(704): View more from North Carolina

An Amber Alert?

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(806): View more from Texas

I'm like a great zombie Jesus.

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