Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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