i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
So many bounce houses so little time
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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