Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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