You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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