think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
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