Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
it was like eating out sand paper
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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