I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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