He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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