I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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