That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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