if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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