Pappa wants mamma naked
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I think a kid would responsible me up
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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