she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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