i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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