There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
