Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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