Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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