So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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