..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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