We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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