fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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