I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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