Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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