She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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