Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
send nudes
from the living room?
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