dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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