Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
kristin has been a bad kristin
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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