I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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