question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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