? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
that may or may not have been my penis.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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