Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
My breasts were aching with rage.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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