but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
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