I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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