Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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