Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
