if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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