The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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