You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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