You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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