ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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