my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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