How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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