we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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